<?php
/**
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 * Copyright © 2016 Alex Yst <mailto:copyright@y.st>
 * 
 * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
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 * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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 * 
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**/

$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Buggy software',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
<p>
	The beginning of the day was spent moving the yard sale items into the space I cleared in the garage.
	After that, I expected that we&apos;d head to the laundromat, but we ended up putting that off for another day.
</p>
<p>
	I wish that people that would complain about things would listen to advice that gave them another option.
	My mother was complaining about their computer again, saying that computers confuse them and never function correctly.
	The problem isn&apos;t the computer though, it&apos;s the software.
	I&apos;ve offered the advice to replace the buggy software on countless occasions until they finally got angry and will sometimes go off on me if I make such a suggestion again.
	And yet they want to continue complaining to me about a problem that I could easily fix if they gave me a chance.
	It drives me absolutely batty.
</p>
END
);
